This is a comprehensive guide to everyone’s favourite red spicy 赤ちゃん 男! This guide includes the best stats for wooing Damien, his endings, and other endings he’s involved with. It also involves his lore, and his trivia! Happy reading!
Damien – Best Stats (and how to get them)
– In the Pre-Game Preparation (“Our PHD in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!”), certain answers will give you certain stats. のために
楽しいステータス, you’ll need to pick these answers:
- のために “Democracy is just broken” – “We create a reality show called ‘Americas Next Top President”
- のために “You wish you were raised by” – “A mysterious old man…”
- のために “You get the chance to produce a movie” – “The most influential Russian novelists…”
- のために “What is your spirit emoji?” – “Octopus Emoji”
- のために “An alien race invades earth…” – “My favourite coffee is vodka”
- のために “If you had to have sex with an animal…” – “A dolphin”
- のために “You’ve stayed late at the office” – “Sexy Cluedo”
- のために “You build a 100ft statue” – “Your friend stopped you from texting embarrassing stuff to your ex…”
- のために “If you could go back in time” – “Why should we assume silly younger me needs advice?”
- のために “Its your chance to fix global warming” – “Its time to be a real hero…”
- のために “The coolest mythological creature” – “A sphinx”
- のために “Which inanimate object would be the best girlfriend or boyfriend…” – “A dildo”
- のために “Leader of a new country” – “Just Garfield’s face”
- のために “Walking through the desert…” – “Too busy twerking”
- のために “How would you talk a cop out of arresting you?” – “Use your gaming skills”
の 楽しい stat can also be increased by visiting OUTDOORS.
– In the Pre-Game Preparation (“Our PHD in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!”), certain answers will give you certain stats. のために
大胆なステータス, you’ll need to pick these answers:
- のために “Democracy is just broken” – “You put all the candidates in an empty room…”
- のために “You wish you were raised by” – “A really progressive marriage…”
- のために “You get the chance to produce a movie” – “Two cool guys…”
- のために “What is your spirit emoji?” – “雪だるま”
- のために “If you had to have sex with an animal…” – “No one can make me ♥♥♥♥ an animal”
- のために “School is outdated and lame…” – “How to correctly punch a crocodile…”
- のために “If you could put a curse on your worst enemy…” – “I’d curse them all to fall in love”
- のために “A distant relative has passed…” – “Try to convince your family…”
- のために “You’ve swapped bodies…” – “She’s killing her lifelong rival…”
- のために “What would be the coolest prize…” – “A tiny piece of sharp metal”
- のために “You build a 100ft statue” – “Your least favourite political figure”
- のために “How would you die?” – “How I die is irrelevant”
- のために “Leader of a new country” – “Simple three-coloured stripe…”
- のために “Walking through the desert…” – “♥♥♥♥ カメ”
の BOLDNESS stat can also be increased by visiting BATHROOMS.
Damiens Secret Endings!
警告! THIS SECTION WILL INCLUDE SPOILERSAll of these endings randomly trigger: you don’t have to buy items from the shop!
このエンディングでは, you can attempt to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of Damien! (…万歳?)
注記: YOU DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE TO SUCCEED ON THIS ENDING!
- The first line of this route is “♥♥♥♥! I’m so angry!”
- If your SMARTS are higher than your 楽しい, 選択する: “Jokes on you, pal…”.さもないと, 選択する “No time to think of anything clever…”
- The next interaction for this ending is Damien getting angry… at a banana…
- If your CHARM are higher than your 大胆な, 選択する: “Defend the bananas honour”. さもないと, 選択する “Eat the banana”
- The third interaction for this ending is Scott and Vera discussing the fight with you
- If your お金 is higher than your CHARM, 選択する: “Here’s what I’m gonna do Vera”. さもないと, 選択する “わからない, probably die…”
- ついに, take Damien to prom!
このエンディングでは, everyone favourite himbo will attempt to punch the sun! はい, the actual sun!
- You’ll know the route has been triggered when Scott and Damien are having an arm wrestling match, which Damien looses.
- TO TRIGGER THIS ENDING YOU MUST SELECT “Whoever can punch the sun in the face.”
- In the next interaction is Damien questioning where to acquire a spaceship.
- If your 頭いい is higher than your 大胆な, 選択する “WikiHow!” as a response. さもないと, 選択する “Check out the school spaceship!”
- OH NO! The Coven appears! The next interaction in this route is the coven criticising Damien for his foolproof plan.
- If your CREATIVITY is higher than your CHARM, 選択する “Forge an elaborate scroll…”. さもないと, 選択する “THE SUN WAS THE BIG BAD ALL ALONG!”
- The final interaction on this route is Damien confessing his worries. hessocuteawwww
- If your 頭いい is higher than your 楽しい, 選ぶ “You must first surrender your ego.” さもないと, 選択する “Nothing beats the element of surprise!”
- ついに, take Damien to prom!
このエンディングでは, Damien lives out his true dreams! Who knew such an angry man could be such a great hair stylist?
- This routes trigger conversation includes Liam, Damien, Polly and Miranda. It begins with the player and Liam arguing about diets.
- If your お金 is higher than your SMARTS, 選ぶ “Divert their attention by making it rain.” さもないと, 選択する “Turn Damiens phone into a bird”
- The next interaction involves Damien telling you and Liam a story about himself
- If your 大胆な is higher than your CHARM, 選択する “Witness a loved one getting killed.” さもないと, 選択する “Meet a tough adversary.”
- In the final interaction in this route, Damien confesses he believes his dads wont approve 🙁
- If your CREATIVITY is higher than your BOLDNESS, 選択する “Practise the art of a stealth makeover!” さもないと, 選ぶ “Change your scissors for a dagger…”
- ついに, go to prom with Damien
Endings Damien is Involved in!
警告: THIS SECTION WILL CONTAIN SPOILERSDamien is involved in a lot more than his 3 エンディング! This section of the guide won’t cover how to get these endings (as off the time of writing anyway: I have a life.)
- の CAGANER エンディング
- の IDENTITY/b] ending*
- の ORGY エンディング (a personal favourite)
- の FELLOW STUDENT ending*
- の GHOST エンディング – should you choose to romance Damien
- の YAOI エンディング – it technically has him in the back?
OTHER ENDINGSThese endings all include Damien as a part of the story! However he isn’t in the art for them 🙁
- の ANGEL BLOOD エンディング
- の CORPSE エンディング
- の DAHLIA ending*
- の DRAGON HEAT エンディング
- の FLOPPY DISK エンディング
- の HOPE ending*
- の NARRATOR ending*
- の PRANK MASTERZ エンディング
- の SUPPORT GROUP ending*
The endings tagged with * require Monster Prom: Second Term!
A Guide to Damiens Lore/Trivia
警告! THIS SECTION WILL INCLUDE SPOILERSThis section will include cool little facts about Damien that I enjoy. I hope you enjoy them too 😀
- Damien has two dads! They’re seen in the CAGANER エンディング
- Damien shares a birthday with Lady Gaga herself (slay)
- Hes 6 足!
- Damiens family rules the 8th circle of Hell: In Dante’s ‘Inferno’, this circle punishes those who commit “simple fraud”
- Damien has an actual furnace in his stomach
- Damiens ♥♥♥♥ can turn into nine different shapes (heLLOOOOOOOO NURSE)
- Damien enjoys drag!
Whilst these facts aren’t useful to the game in any way, 形, or form, I just think they’re neat!